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A way to make a decision. When you have conflict with someone, just whip out the pickle and take turns biting it and passing it back. You may bite & give, or bite, bite & give. Your bites may also vary in size. Aka Pickle Time.
Hey, have you seen those chompers on some boy, pickling on an asphalt?
Yeah, they’re just having a parking lot pickle!
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'Unpack' means to take things out of a package or temporary storage like a luggage bag. Usually to put them in their proper place. This phrase often is used in relation to personal problems people are discussing, often as a subtle way to indicate there's baggage involved in the conversation or issue that needs to be broken down and evaluated.
The phrase can be used when there is a lot of information to process or problems to solve. It's a response provided by a person asking the other to slow down and give time to sort out what they've been given.
"Okay Angel, you just gave an hour-long monologue about how your girlfriend dumped you because you can't hold a job to pay your car loan, your mommy issues, getting fired, and your confusion which pronoun you want to be called. There's a lot to unpack here."
"Look Karen, you can't just hand me a 30-page document that I've never seen, then demand I give you an answer why it's messed up. Especially when you expect the answer in less than three minutes. There's a lot to unpack here."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a lot to unpack here!"
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One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*
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A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.
I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.
the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
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A scarstic term said to an irate customer.
As the customer was leaving I said to him "Thanks a lot, Jerkass!"
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Awful lot of ADHD is an insult used on the internet when people are saying very stupid things. You can call them a moron, a Moran, stupid, or say "awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!".
Laura: I read that China is 12 hours ahead of America... why didn't they warn them about 9/11??? THAT'S SUCH BULLAHIT FUCK YOU CHINA LIKE 3 BILLION PEOPLE DIED.
Tyler: Someone tried to tell me there was 50 states in America. Nuh uh cause the scientists found out that Pluto don't exist. We got 49 sumbass.
Stan: Awful lot of ADHD around here! Awful lot of ADHD!
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