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like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank

When an old man marries a young woman one could say it is "like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank", insinuating that the man cannot get an erection so it will not go in a young tight pussy.

Did you know old man jones married that hot stripper? It must be like putting a marshmallow in a piggy bank.

by tl_terry January 22, 2010

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Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver

n. For a male to chunk marshmallows into a woman's anal cavity, then proceed to have anal intercourse with her until ejaculation. The fecal-laced marshmallow mixed with semen will pour out. The male then paints her face with it.

I pulled the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man Maneuver on her and she looked like a brownish snowman! Ha! Ha!

by Stan Winston January 21, 2006

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Marshmallow bowl

When's group of guys jerk off into someone's ass hole simultaneously

Nigga1: Darius got a marshmallow bowl

Nigga2: REALLY!!!!!

by Cumcoconigger February 8, 2022


i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 4, 2020


Marshmallow thighs

Marshmallow thighs are when a someones legs are super thick and squishy, like a marshmallow
They are often white which is why its marshmallow thighs, soft and white

Guy: I cuddled with a girl she squished me between her thighs.
Friend: so?
Guy: She had major marshmallow thighs
Friend: Woah! Im so jealous i wish i could feel them!

by Yourannoymealot March 19, 2024


marshmallow bridge

The male act of planking between 2 beds, likely in a hotel room, with the participant's butt faced toward the floor while masturbating to completion. The subsequent orgasm will produce ejaculate that will spray outwards and upwards dripping down onto the floor below, thus making the human "bridge" white like marshmallow.

I would like a double bed room please...I'm sensing a marshmallow bridge in my future.

by Paul Porter January 20, 2016


Dirty Marshmallow

When a man has an infection in his penis and and cums on your stomach.

Man his cum was yellowish brown he really gave me a dirty marshmallow!

by Buckner March 21, 2021