A money fiend that’ll do anything for a dime or rack. They’ll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread
Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings
Alan: nah bro I’m good u tweakin dawg
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When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
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The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden
Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE
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To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, à la Mitch McConnell
Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.
Mitch moment is when someone says something Mitch would say.
“I don’t make the rules, I shit in the sink. Gang💯“ - Mitch moment
When there is a person named mitch and someone says Mitch Moment
Hey this is truly a Mitch Moment
hottest man alive. Hes a skilled player on the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs but like hes hot
you see mitch marner? He made me so wet.
Yeah! he made my dick hard