Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

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Major Tom

An auto-erotic asphyxiation technique using only gravity.
It is performed in three steps:
1) Getting in the Shuttle: Masturbate till you are close to orgasm and then squat down while taking short shallow breaths.
2) Takeoff: As you orgasm, hold your breath and jump up as fast as you can.
3) Being in Space:If performed correctly, you should become VERY lightheaded and experience pure bliss due to the orgasm from your cock rocket.

"Man I tried a Major Tom last night and it was incredible, but my mom walked in on me covered in my space juices and she might disown me now"

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Major Factor

Someone in the dope game who is the main man.

Man ya'll small timers can't fuck with me. I'm a Major Factor in this game.

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Major Falcon

giving someone a reach-around who is totally obsessed with Bruce Willis.

We were watching Die Hard, and the next thing you know, I was giving him a Major Falcon.

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cockus majorous

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

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art major

A lazy college student ussually a heavy pot smoker not always a actuall art major

That stupid art major hasn't went to class in a month.

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chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

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