unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

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mango butt

Mango Butt is a name for the most beautiful girl I know :). She also poops mangoes. She's a catch. But she's mine so shoo.

'Omg she is such a mango butt, look at dat poo - it's orange!'

'I wish mango butt was my girlfriend. I love mangoes :('

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mango boy

Mango boy, a lazy worker from pakistan, that is payed way below the minimum wage.

Ay mango boy, bring me a 2 apple and a juice.

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Mango Rash

A horrible rash you get from your mother in childhood. Usually its a scrape caused by too frequent or too ardent kisses to young flesh.

"Did you see Doug's mango rash? I hope his Dad comes home soon".

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Mango Messiah

A hot mess of a "president" who actually expanded the swamp and lined his own pockets that the Right Wing Evangelical Goats worship instead of their supposed savior, Jesus Christ.

Oh lord, look at those Trumptards again, bowing to the Mango Messiah,

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Mango Dango

Vernacular for a flavor of Arizona brand beverages. Specifically the "Mucho Mango" variety.

"Yo! Pass me the Mango Dango!"

Less Common Usage:
"Yo! Mango my Dango!"

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dirty mango

a promiscuous woman who has a certain amount of filthyness to her.

that bitch was such a dirty mango, she didnt change her panties for 3 days! I know- they said monday!

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