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Marcus Rashford

The best ever player to grace the Premier League, the rightful heir to Ronaldo's throne.

None of the Premier League's players have come as good as Marcus Rashford, what a player, what a legend.

by Teemu Werner December 4, 2020

28πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


fat marcus

A piece pf shit fat fuck that does nothing but eat and sleep

haha, look at that fat marcus over there eating

by ugly_blobfish :D June 8, 2017

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Marcus Welby

Used to replace the phrase 'Might as Well'

Frankie...."Hey. Do you wanna come down and shoot some hoops with me"
Sally......"Marcus Welby. Got nothing much else goin on"

by Sealdewheel April 17, 2013

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


marcus williams

Best point guard in the league... plays for the New Jersey Nets and will one day be better than Kidd- but you must be patient.

Marcus Williams stole some laptops but more importantly he will steal your favorite point guard's starting posistion.

by SGF August 18, 2006

33πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Marcus Sellars

Some guy on Twitter who makes empty claims and hopes that his predictions come out to be true.

Just another one of those β€œinsiders” that love to claim they have inside information. Don’t believe this guy.

Guy: Wow, did you hear that Marcus Sellars predicted the Ice Climbers? Wow, what a prophet!

Smart Guy: Just like he predicted Microsoft characters and a story mode? Yeah, a reeeeeal winner.

by eaarth July 27, 2018

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Marcus' stengs

A less well-known and used definition for infinity
Came into use as Marcus goes for every girl that moves

Joel: Hey man what are the boundaries for this integral?
Gabriel: Oh it's just from negative Marcus' stengs to 4
Joel: Oh right, thanks man!

by Linkin Parker April 6, 2020


Marcus Dunn

He is crazy man. He will tie you up into a boat, force feed you honey and milk until you have explosive diorea, then he will summon flies from the fiery pits of the ripoff games, they will go and eat the diorea, but you smell like diorea so the flies will eat you and you will have a slow painful death. If you don't give him ALL of you trove coins.

"I'm scared man, I didn't give him my trove coins. I thing Marcus Dunn is coing to kill me!"

by Your straight mum February 28, 2020