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Mary is a strong, amazing, insane (in a good way), quirky and funny girl! She is quite dark minded and will charge at anyone who hurts her friends! Yet she can’t stand up for herself. Be there for Mary because she needs a friend. She needs to know not to be insecure about herself. Let her cry on your shoulder if she must. Mary’s energy takes the best of her, but that’s what people love about her! Many boys will like her but are too shy to tell her!
Mary is the best, I like her. A lot -Spencer
DONT YOU DARE HURT HER! plus she likes you too! - Ava
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The woman who gave birth to Jesus...
Mary: 'How'd that get in there?'
Joseph: 'Don't look at me...'
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My bestfriend the best person on earth that understands me and loves me unconditionally I'm so grateful and happy i have a bestfriend like them i will always remember everything they did for me thank you so much for worrying about me cheering me up like no body else could ever cheer me up like "have you ate chelsea" nah fr cause this idiot Literally brings up inside jokes instead of actually nice words😢 you are the reason why I'm so happy and I don't even know how lucky i am but I'm grateful she is the best person on this world and nobody can change that they can try and I'll gladly watch them fail i love her so much they r always letting me rant if anybody dares to judge her 1v1 me I'll bring every weapon i can and i will slit your throat
E:Oh whos mari?
R:oh mari?,
E:yeah you always talk about them.
R:all i can say is they r the best person ever.
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A vewy special SNACC who makes you feel happy and accepted 24/7, no matter how far away you are from her, it feels like she’s there with you.
She is
I’m talking to a mari, and the legend is true 😲
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Mari is sooper cool and hot. Jk. She is a huge butt nugget and she is just the silliest.
Maris often are born with red hair and are sooper dooper tall. They are huge cakes of cake. They also have butt chins and bindis. They like to draw on magazines and generally vandalize public property. Maris are huge butts. They are dumb.
WATCH OUT!
AHMAHGAD! SOMEONE TOTALLY DREW ON MAH NOTEBOOK!
I bet you it was Mari. Chuckle chuckle.
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mari : (adjective) ; used to describe a noun that is disabled and or illiterate
“that’s a mari right there she can’t even type”
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1. a type of fish. found in wild rivers can be up to four feet long.
2. as slang can refer to a giant monster. this comes from the fish, and how big it is compared to other fish.
1. My dad caught a mari on our last fishing trip, the thing was huge.
2. That mari asked me out to prom, but he's so big and scary i don't want to go with him. he'll probably just take me to his cave.
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