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Martin Freeman

Hedgehog

Aw, look at that cute Martin Freeman!

by stormageddon April 30, 2012

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Mike Martin

Baseball coach of the Florida State University Seminoles. Martin is one of the winningest regular season coaches in NCAA history and has appeared in 29 straight postseason tournaments. Additionally, he has appeared in 12 (TWELVE) College World Series.

With all of those regular season accomplishments, Martin has FAILED to win a single national championship (NOT ONE!). His teams' consistent inability to win a national title has become a huge black mark on Martin's coaching record. Due to his inability to manage in the big game, many have begun using his name as a slang term for "choking in the big game," or to refer to a great athlete/coach who has never won a championship.

Bobby Cox has pulled many "Mike Martins" when his Braves teams always lose in the playoffs.

Even though the 'Moles won 6 games in 2010, they still pulled a "Mike Martin" in the InYourFace.com bowl.

Greg Maddux really pulled a "Mike Martin" by giving up 7 runs in Game 5 of the 1998 World Series.

by Navagator's Urban Legend February 10, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


mrs. martin

A stupid stuck up teacher who hates her students.

Mrs. Martin sucks

by Mr. I hate nerds May 24, 2019

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aston Martin

The best car in the world.
Very expensive but well worth the money if you have one.
Smokes all but the hardened Itallian Bulls on the road.
Only matched in luxury with Bentleys.

Really good car

Yo! Check out my new Vanquish.

by Kalisto September 20, 2003

207๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

by _george__ January 5, 2007


martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022


to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021