Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle
UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK
That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class
Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald
Guys with this name is VERY beautiful,Handsome,smart,loving,cute,funny,
Cool and so much more! If you ever find a Mats Roald you sould NEVER let go of him.
This is a guy NO ONE deserves. If you have a Mats Roald in your life, thats a sign that gods have blessed you. Next time you see YOUR Mats Roald, Look til info the eyes and say, i love your my world and if you leave me life will be a loving hell. I love you my dear Mats Roald
Girl1: WOW!! He is so smart and Handsome!
Girl2: Oh, that must be because he is a Mats Roald
Gril1: I wish that one day i'll find my Mats Roald!
Girl2: You're VERY lucky og you find a Mats Roald!
So NEVER let him go if you find your Mats Roald!
One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”