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A sarcastic little bellend who loves himself lots. Big heart but can be confused easily. Who generally loves both genders but likes to bum goats
He looks at me like mat bailie goats
A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class
Noun: What a person becomes when they lack boundaries in a romantic relationship and allow their partner to take advantage of them.
She didn’t even say no when he wanted sex while she had a UTI. She’s a total adore mat.
being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat
how much is that mat cat
When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"