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That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
A guy who is afraid of cockroach , and so dumb in class and always sleep in class
Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.
"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR
a pharse used to indicate that the person mentioned is kinda... control-lost, and this pharse usually refers to acts that are out of control
- Look, that player is constantly shooting into the air. Is he thinking that ammo is unlimited in the battlegrounds?
- Well, dung la mat quyen kiem soat (that's what a control-lost person wuold do).
One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.
Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”
Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home
My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown