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I wish I was Patykus Erectus Maximus
That shit's so PEM
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The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.
Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.
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the rare and defined retard that is enormous in size and has Super Mega Ultra Nuclear AIDS
Good morning Retardicus Maximus
Hi Retardicus maximus
You suck Retardicus maximus
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The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?
person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!
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The extent to which a fellow pot smoker is so ripped he can't function in everyday society, thus the medically coined term "ripped-us maximus".
Cane: Dude your fucking drooling on yourself.
Marley: Eh, im fucking super-stoned!
Cane: I believe you are medically defined as ripped-us maximus!
Marley: Sweet!
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A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.
Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!
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The word "Yeetus Maximus Cheese" means to yeet something whilst inside of a fetus as far as possible, at max strength and velocity, that is also covered in cheese. This word originated from around 6969BCE, thought to be invented by Jeff Bezos before he evolved into a human looking lizard.
Eg:
person threw the cheese covered fetus very far.
another person "woah that was a really good yeetus maximus cheese!"