happy meal

This refers to receiving oral sex from a female. When a male fits his penis and testicles in a females mouth at the same time.

I tried to give that bitch a happy meal, but her fucking mouth was too small...fucking whore!

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Meal Money

Asking a parent for money under the pretext that it will be used to buy food while hanging out with someone, while in reality it will be used to pay for drugs.

John: Hey man, let's toke this weekend.
Jack: I can't man, I'm broke.
John: Just ask your parents for meal money.

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Bone meal

the white stuff from minecraft that grows plants

Eyy yo FluffyPinapple139 pass me the bone meal, ima grow a tree

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Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.

Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.

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nuke-a-meal

Any frozen dinner that requires heating in the microwave.

I'm going to grab a lasagna nuke-a-meal for dinner.

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Pantry meal

A pantry meal (also can be referred to by the individual meal, such as pantry lunch), is a meal that you have that is just made up of small portions of a large range of different foods. Pantry meals are common when leaving for a long holiday, or when someone just can't be bothered making a proper meal. Pantry meals can really be made up of anything, but more commonly foods that are perishable (such as ice-cream, chocolate). They are often unhealthy as well.

Did i tell you about the awesome pantry meal that i had a few days after Christmas?

No???

It was awesome, i had half a box of pringles, a chocolate bar, 4 pieces of bread and the last bit of the Christmas pudding, probably the best meal that i had all year!

Cool. But how did you only have half a box of pringles?

I only had half a box then, i was too full after the Christmas pudding, but i had three more after.

Ok then

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Happy Meal

As a girl gives you head, you are simultaneously eating a burger. As you are about to ejaculate you spit the partially chewed burger onto her face, cum on her face and yell "Here's some mayonnaise!"

We got some burgers last night and I gave her a Happy Meal

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