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sexual act; just as soon as you have realized your hand has fallen asleep, you go outside and run up to every woman you see and introduce yourself to each one using your still-numb hand, and ask them if they'll agree to give you a hand J with it. It is proper, but not necessary, to state that there is a time limit of around 3-4 minutes, as numb hands don't last forever. A nearly impossible act, they are highly regarded as one of the rarest and most respected forms of sexual contact between a guy and a girl.
~Jim has just awakened to find his left hand has gone completely numb~
Jim: OH fuck yea!!
~runs outside, approaches Jenny~
Jim: Hey girl I'm Jim, I like kick boxing, I drive an 88 Mazda RX7 and I have a dog named English, you wanna help me crank one out?
Jenny: Nice to meet you Jim. Me llamo Jenny and of course I'll jack you one.
~Jim instates the Time Limit Clause~
Jim: Fukkin sweet, but I should let you know you've got about 3 minutes to pump one off.
~Jenny takes note of the kind gesture~
Jenny: Well we'd better get going *wink*
~Jim has just executed the nearly non-existent Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger~
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Its your standard SHOCKER with the thumb rounding over the clit! Oh yeah this one works!!!
Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
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Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.
"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation
"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation
"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation
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Person 1: Yo that new Lupe CD is strait mega man yo.
Person 2: Yuzzur
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Damonism:
(verb)
To eject with utmost haste.
To leave as quickly as possible
I will signal to my brother that is is time to mega-eject by drawing a circle in my hand and pressing the middle of that circle with my finger.
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A meme from an ecchi manga with a Japanese teenager with big boobs .
Her shirt says Mega Milk which is funny because breasts product milk and she has big ones,
Friend 1 : Did you see that weeb cosplayed ? She has big boobs
Friend 2 : Yeah , she should be cosplaying as Mega Milk !
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