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melissa teo

A book pusher who will break your bank.

It's a Melissa Teo recommendation.

by BookBoyfriendHarem July 20, 2018


Melissa Mac

The most amazing woman in the world. Beautiful, smart, sweet , sexy, charming, and funny. The most amazing wife a guy could ask for and you'd be extremely lucky to have one.

Dude, she's such a Melissa Mac!

by Kmacawacs August 18, 2011


Melissa Nichole

To be gleefully ignorant. To be as racist and ridiculous as her bf. To think survived cancer at a young age is a good thing when people much older are diagnosed fight it for eight years and lose. Someone..idk...that spent their life protecting her bfs county. And died with only one year of retirement...in pain getting chemo once a month for eight years..while working. Still...dying after ten years! Of family torment. Your fiance talking shit to me the day I buried him. Well fuck you and him. Niether of you are heroes. Social media will give you that . I won't . You're both ridiculous in your self obsessed world. you think only of yourselves and what people see you as. And you try to manipulate that. Willingly. That makes you just like Trump. And every other poser American out there. Congrats..you are no better than the generation that spawned you and cursed the world with your existence. Justice will come for you. Justice comes for us all.

I saw a Melissa Nichole video and I thought ..my god.. your denile is just resilient.

by JusticeComes4usAll May 30, 2020

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Melissa Mcbride

An Actress who has become an enormous fan favorite on the popular show Walking Dead As Carol Peletier. She gained recognition and fame for her acting and incredible impact on the show. Melissa is adored by colleagues and people she works with for her human qualities, kindness and cheering spirit. Along with being ruggedly gorgeous and charming, Melissa is known for her hobbies with regards to photography, fashion (especially hats making) and drawing.
Melissa McBride also contributed her part with portraying woman with gray hair to mass culture and made it iconic and something to-be-proud-of.

"Melissa McBride is a reason why Walking Dead is such incredible in way of showing realistic humanity"

by wildflower_alex July 23, 2020


melissa jane

The Most Amazing Girl in the Known Universe, she's also pretty damn awesome in the unknown universe as well. Smart, Sexy, and Sweet.

Dude, you know that girl Melissa Jane? Yeah dude she's pretty sweet.

by Helmstead December 3, 2007

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Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

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Melissa King

Ex-Miss Teen Delaware USA 2013, who resigned from her crown after a porn she participated in at age 18 went viral.

Guy 1: Did you see the Melissa King porn?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was horrible and she queefs a lot.

by Miss Kelly Klein February 28, 2013

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