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A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
A pumpkin
A örangle melon is a pumpkin in other words ginger melon
Fruit that tastes nothing like honey and everything like dew.
"I love the taste of honeydew melon!" Said no one ever.
When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
Derisive term for a social gathering where women substantially outnumber men. Cf. sausage fest.
Damn. Who the hell invited all these {other} skanks? This is total melon mania!