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Coco Melon

A show for IPad kids who wipe their buggers on the damn screen and then expect u to touch it.

Mama! Can I watch Coco Melon?
Sister can u hand me my tablet so I can watch Coco Melon?

by Eatmyfoot20 September 14, 2021


melon cock

When you have to pee but cannot

Hey bro are you almost done urinating?
Yeah one sec, I just have some major melon cock over here.

by cabel6969 August 6, 2015


Melon time

Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.

Hey it's almost 3am - melon time!

by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021


harry melon

A Boy called Harry With A head mabye the size of a watermelon or mabye even a normal yellow melon.

Harry: hey guys Jim: You have Melon head Harry Melon

by chinkychonky June 11, 2010


muff melon

a fat chick's vagina with a fruity-scented lube in it

That bitch's muff melon made me gag.

by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010


Water-melone

Be honest. If you are looking this up, you know the meme.
Noun.
A watermelon used in some type of meme.

Bikers put helmets on their head, I don't care, I use a water-melone insread!

by alexalexmax April 4, 2017


melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.

"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"

by corvideer October 2, 2018