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The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.
Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?
Bobby: oh that's just melvin
Melvin is a loving guy. He is very smart and his smile is to love and die for. He gets in Trouble a lot but that don’t get him down. Sometimes girls fight over him. He loves joking around with people that likes him but he doesn’t like her. Some people say girls be on his meat everyday but it don’t really get to him. He’s good at basketball and football. He carry his team everyday and people get mad and hate on him. Melvin is a bad bitch getter. But, get on his nerves he will be dangerous at that point.
1: Jacob is so Melvin
2: Chill, chill, chill your totally being an Melvin
The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.
"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.
A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.
"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"
AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.
Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!
The opposite of Mellose
Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.