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No matter how beautiful a woman is or how good in bed she is there will always be that one guy who's sick of her shit
Once you get to know her
Melissa turns out to be quite a Melvin.
Melvin is a name for a big boy. It's from the Swedish word mellan, wich means between.
"Look! That's probably a Melvin!
Melvin is the sweetest boy ever but is commonly misjudged by girls who do not know him as well as they think. Girls will do anything to keep a Melvin. He doesn't like football that much but looooooooves video games. Melvin likes a peng girl, but one reason for that is the people he hangs out with because they are the 'roadman' type who make him think he has to be like that. He is likely to be part of a gang but not tell you that.
"who's that guy there?"
"Melvin."
"he's a nice one you know"
A front wedgie. Only achieved on girls.
"Dad, that mean girl in gym class gave me a Melvin today!"
AMAZING, just an amazing boy who will own your heart, smart, artistic, wonderful to talk to, funny and kind. Will say he is an angry type of person, but he is just the sweetest guy ever.
Look at that guy, he's such a Melvin!
The opposite of Mellose
Sometimes you Melvin, sometimes you Mellose.