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If you're pretending to be gay to get close to a girl, but she starts to catch on, and she asks you what sexuality you are, it's your best answer.
"Are you gay, cause you act gay, but you were staring at my boobs," "I'm not gay, I'm metro-sexual."
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a term to be used in the Melbourne metropolitan area where the transportation service "metro" fuck up every avenue of you getting to your destination!
Jim: man it took me two hours to get home last night, the trains were all delayed and then my bus just never came!
Frank: Duuude you got metro fucked big time!
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The act of dousing oneself in cologne or axe deoderant on your way out the door whilst in a hurry.
Did you smell John today?He must have been in a hurry!!!!! eewwww its like he had a Metro shower...
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A Metro D typical carries a Man Bag with him 24 hours a day to ensure that all the equipment he requires to manage his Diabetes is with him all of the time. Simply carrying everything in his pockets, or a rucksack is not deemed to be Cosmopolitan enough for a Metro D.
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A combination of the "Metro-sexual" style and the "Hipster" style.
Dude, Joe is a total "Metro Hipster." He's got those Ray Bans AND and Armani shirt on!
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A sad male who dresses and acts like an arse-bandit but is afraid to admit he is homo.
High pitched voices, hideous designer clothes (preferably pink!), limp wrists and the worst fuckin hairstyles ever invented eg.Hoxten quiff, Peroxide hedgehog mullet or Little-kid-in-shower-fake-mohican. (Total wankers!)
It may be they are bi-sexual? Women love them because they can talk about make-up, handbags and girly shit like that. It's fag-hag heaven; hang around with camp men then take them home for some sex.(Boring sex though, as the Metro-sexual is too busy ensuring his hair is just right and looking at himself in the mirror.) Come to think of it queers love them too, coz they dress just like them and are half way to fudge-nudging deviancy.
Spot them preening themselves in any city in Britain right now. Hopefully this mutant strain will die out just like the new romantics in the 80's.
Fuck metro-sexualism be Straight & Proud!!!
Check out those metro-sexual fuckwits. Don't they realise pink is for little girls?
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a straight homie that acts like a gay dude for some reason unknown
Quit aking like a metro-sexual, ok guy.
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