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The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.
Michael is the greatest guy in the planet
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Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.
Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"
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A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.
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michael/micky
is proper cool, nicest guy you'll ever talk to.
hes very modest and has got dead nice hair
he likes horses and he sends cringey edited
pictures from picnik, hes cute as fuck
horse 1 - michael is so cool
horse 2 - i know look at his canter
blacksmith - i made them shoes
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If your name is Michael you have likely been dumped in every relationship you’ve ever had. This is not due to any shortcomings of Michael - he simply loves too hard.
Nonetheless, Michael’s persistence remains strong, as Michael’s idea wife is a Hindu bride.
Don’t be fooled by Michael’s white-washed name, Michael’s enjoy dabbling in ethnicity, and are particularly attracted to the African American, Indian and Punjabi cultures.
Michaels are witty, charming, and have a good sense of humour. If you catch a Michael, be sure to never let him go.
Grab me some curry and naan bread! I’m about to get Michael’d
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The ugliest human being ALIVE!
beware of Michael this creature will burn your eyes
A Michael is a untrustworthy person who will stab you in the back once he has a chance to
Michael also picks on innocent people for not reason
Michael is a major DOUCHEBAG and a ASSHOLE!
Becky: omg I saw Michaels face roday
Laura: ewwww is your eyes okay
Becky: yeah but that was some disgusting SHIT!!
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