Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day heβs always there to back you up.
βWhoβs that girl over there? sheβs hotβ said Brad
βThatβs Michael sisterβ Chad
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"Who's that kid in the navy khakis?"
"Oh that's Michael"
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Michael is a guy that is strong with the nic (nicotine). He likes vaping juices that have 99% nicotine in them. Michael is that guy that doesn't follow the dibs rule and does not care about shotgun. He also fires cannon ball O's when vapes or smokes.
Togrul: Dibs first toke when it comes!
Michael: No I don't care about your dibs I got first *takes toke*
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Michael is an extremely intelligent person. He always scores perfectly on tests and does very well in school. He only interacts with the people who are mentally at his level.
Michael is amazing at academics.
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Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need
Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with
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when a guy ignores you for weeks after he gets upset
Lisa: how are things going with Luke?
Janet: Um, I called him out on his aggressive attitude and now he's pulling a Michael
Lisa: aw poor you
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