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Michael

Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.

“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael
I love you, Michael”

by Vlyissv August 29, 2018

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Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 October 25, 2017

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Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019

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Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.

“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sisterChad

by Rickss May 5, 2021

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Michael

Some sexy boul

He’s such a Michael.

by Bigdickdaddy47 December 23, 2017

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Michael

Cutest,funniest,nicest guy you will ever meet. Everyone hr becomes friends with will eventually have the biggest crush on him. You are very lucky if you find a Michael like this, he might just go after you!

Jess :OMG I have the biggest crush on Michael!
Kara :Lol me too!
Halaya: Haha girls he is already mine!

by crazy cookie 047 May 7, 2019

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Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

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