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A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!
student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.
"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"
*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*
"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"
"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""
"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"
*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*
"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"
Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."
Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"
Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"
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One of the scariest places for 11-14 year olds. A prison that you spend 6 hours a day, 5 times a week, for 3 years in. The main purpose is to force you to learn things you will never use later in life, which includes but is not limited to: Math, Science, History, English, your elective, and P.E. The assistant principals torture the kids and do ridiculous rules like banning water bottle flipping, and dabbing. Apparently, everything is a safety hazard, and "Safety is numero uno" --Claire Vickers.
Today I said hi to a random girl --student
That's a safety hazard, you could scare her --Claire Vickers, assistant principal at fisher middle school
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A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.
Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school
Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!
Middle school boys You date them they don’t make the first move because their awkward but their always complaining about being horny smh
The 14 year old middle school boy continued to say how he’s always horny yet he hasn’t even tried kissing a girl yet./ middle school boys
Muir Middle school is a public middles school in Milford, Michigan off of George street road. Here it is very common to hear about kids getting in fights, gossiping, and receiving nudes. If you are someone into vaping, muir is perfect for you, it is also very common to find kids vaping in the bathrooms.
Kid 1: "Hey Bob, wanna meet me in the bathroom during lunch and vape?
Kid 2: "Lets go dawg"
Muir Middle School
Williamsburg middle school in Arlington Virgina is possibly the whitest school on the face of the earth. 99% the kids are entitled rich jerks there are nearly as much AirPods in the school as students . There is two Hydro Flasks per white girl. (They’re white enough I will spare you the detail.
Eww you go to Williamsburg middle school more like whiteysburg.
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