Rural Dictionary

midget penis

When your penis is at its very smallest. The exact opposite of having a boner.

I always do a good penis pull and stretch as I approach the urinal so if anyone peeks while I'm peeing it won't look like I have midget penis

by jjjjeezy July 8, 2011

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Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 June 22, 2005

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midget mac

Funny smalll black dude was on vh1 i love new york 2 also was in tpains video im sprung

"Midget mac killed them cats on i love new york 2"

by Jamie Cole November 7, 2007

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Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010

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