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guy 1:oh god, he’s eating his oreos with the forbidden milk
guy 2: a true legend
This term is defined as the act of manual stimulation to the loins of a willing male - either by another male or a female. The loins of the male are stroked in a rhythmical fashion ; often from behind so as to resemble the milking of a bovine by a milking maiden. This results in a very pleasurable seminal emission by the male, usually captured in a tissue or some other receptacle.
‘Harold loves it when Maude has a go at cock milking. It gives him instant relief and means she can’t get pregnant!’
Megan took a guy home from the club and he covered her face in his disco milk.
When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.
I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!
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What did you have for breakfast? Oh, just a load of acid milk.
Semen, Sperm, etc.
Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.
Michael gave some man milk to Lily after she begged him. Lily forgot she was streaming...
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