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Millennial crackhead

The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.

Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."

"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."

by Ttess1 September 4, 2023


Millennial Spliff

Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time

Bro that millennial spliff got me faded

by TheShlow October 1, 2019


Millennial Spliff

When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen

Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?

by bdan-313 September 24, 2019


Millennial Friends

When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.

Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.

by 937463829 February 2, 2019


Millennial Moderator

Millennial Moderator is an online library of informative articles (called Mods) that cover a variety of topics including technology, finance, business, personal development, lifestyle and more. Each Mod is designed to provide readers with valuable, practical knowledge that can help them live a better life. Millennial Moderator was built in June, 2018 by Aleksey Weyman.

Have you checked out Millennial Moderator?
Yeah, they have really great Mods.

by Aweyman January 10, 2020


Millennial fine

How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.

"Hey, how are you?!"
"Oh you know... Millennial fine🤷 ♀️"

by Opalescent September 13, 2022


Millennial Warming

The period originated from the 18th century with the industrial revolution when the global average temperature increased. This is similar to past warm eras such as the Medieval warming and Roman warming. This term was coined by the fame Nobel Peace prize-earner, global physicist in international affairs of the quantum molecular movements professor of Oxford, Juan Hernandez.

Paul : Yo it’s 100 degrees outside, I’m boutta get 4th degree burns. At least I can cook outside cuz I can’t afford a stove.
Juan : Yeah it’s the millennial warming.

by Tssovinar October 17, 2019