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Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!
Any 20 year old: "I'm a millennial."
Me: "Why?"
The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".
Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.
"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"
A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Bro’s out here watching another ‘relatable skit’ about hating Mondays. Full-on millennial brainrot
Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time
Bro that millennial spliff got me faded
When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen
Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?
People who were born between 1981 and 1996 who can’t get over the fact that nobody wants to hear about Taylor swift being smol gorl next to large boi Travis Kelsey, or their unnecessary facial expressions
Person 1: Ew are you watching millennial cringe. Person 2: yea I’m trying to look away but the side part and skinny jeans are keeping me from looking away
When one of them fucks up or when they disagree, they post petty shit on social media rather than being the grown ass people they about to be in the real world and work it out, because no human is fucking perfect.
Another pair of millennial friends bites the dust.