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A person born between 1991 and 2000. If we agree it takes 16 to 20 years for a person to learn and mature (by societal norms) . Every individual born between these dates would be 4 to 12 years old at the time when the information age really started. It was these few short years where the use of touch screen Internet phones exceeded desktop Internet use. This generation were highly influenced by this. A very small generation. Because these individuals at the eldest were starting comprehensive school and the youngest starting infants school (UK system). They had smartphone Internet access. The information age was public and accessible to all. The beginning of social media, this generation started and gave rise to the online world we all know today.
They are the true millennials, one's who grew up at the start, some became dot.com millionaires, most didn't but the fact is they matured into the adults they are today with this technology at their fingertips in the very beginning of the information age.
If a person reach 16 before this technological and societal change... They are not a millennial.
Any person born before 1991 is not a millennial
Derogatory term for people in their twenties obsessed with avocados, tumblr, pinterest, and awful memes (from tumblr, usually). They also like Friends, and probably do Buzzfeed quizzes. BEWARE!
Any 20 year old: "I'm a millennial."
Me: "Why?"
The newest generation of crackheads who can't do anything because they have no skills and complete laziness.
Think you can have a crackhead fix this?
"Nah man, he's a millennial crackhead. He can't even mow a damn lawn without tweaking."
"Old crackheads could literally guard your house at $20 bucks a week and a case of beer. Nowadays these millennial crackheads can't do anything."
Hitting a juul and a dab pen at the same time
Bro that millennial spliff got me faded
When somebody simultaneously hits an e-cigarette and a dab pen
Damn bro is that a millennial spliff?
How someone might respond when the world is literally on fire, no one is coming to save us, and someone is dogged by a sense of further impending disaster as a global hope for the future shrivels up... but personally doing moderately ok at the moment.
"Hey, how are you?!"
"Oh you know... Millennial fine🤷 ♀️"
The period originated from the 18th century with the industrial revolution when the global average temperature increased. This is similar to past warm eras such as the Medieval warming and Roman warming. This term was coined by the fame Nobel Peace prize-earner, global physicist in international affairs of the quantum molecular movements professor of Oxford, Juan Hernandez.
Paul : Yo it’s 100 degrees outside, I’m boutta get 4th degree burns. At least I can cook outside cuz I can’t afford a stove.
Juan : Yeah it’s the millennial warming.