calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

magic missile

Also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or penis. Used in sex to make babies.

Hey I'm going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved vagina and give you some of me, k?

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HEAT Missile/round

HEAT missile: Stands for High Explosive Anti Tank. Can be used in Weapons such as an AT-4 Viper Antitank weapon, or can actually be used in a tank.
Often reffered to as just HE (High explosive)

THese rounds are designed to efficently disable the tank and peirce heavily armored vehicles

Commander: "Heavy Troop Crawlers spotted over the bridge. Load HEAT Rounds!"
Loader: "Roger! HE round coming up!"

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Mardi Gras Missile

When you take mardi gras beads and wrap it around your dick..

The Mardi Gras Missile was the old school version of ribbed for her pleasure

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Cuban Missile Crisis

1) When Elian Gonzalez's family ran out of things to throw at the cops.

2) When the USA under JFK narrowly avoided an eldritch rendezvous with destiny.

Oh, no!!! Not another Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

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bolivian meat missile

A huge, throbbing cock

Man, I really wanna launch my bolivian meat missile into Brad's mom! That's one hot milf

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