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Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside
So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.
How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?
Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.
A place you go to fall in love and get fucked over.
I go to greentop Missouri for love and get fucked over.
The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.
“Last night I gave Susan a Missouri Muckraker before plastering her hole.”
A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.
Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit
Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay
Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits