A money fiend thatโll do anything for a dime or rack. Theyโll sell out they own blood and homies for some bread
Tyler: damn Alan you a fuckin money Mitch bro stop selling yo mom old rings
Alan: nah bro Iโm good u tweakin dawg
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When somebody bitches outrageously and frequently about apple products until they go into an endless loop of rage and pass out.
Person A: I-Phones suck!
Person B: Graarrrrggg! I-Phones don't suck! I-Phones are cool! I-Phones and I-Pads! I-Phones don't suck!
Person C: Wow, that guys really mitching!
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The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden
Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE
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To zone out, forget where you are and what you're doing, staring blankly into space, ร la Mitch McConnell
Dude you got so high last night, after that last hit, you were mitching out for like 10 minutes straight.
Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you
Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch
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Mitch dowdell is the definition of a Fag with very large teeth. A Mitch dowdell would be considered part horse or even semi elephant with his huge teeth. Mitch dowdells like to have sex with men in their large diesel trucks while listening to Florida Georgia line with there hats turned backwards smoking a blunt.
Trace: did you see that Mitch dowdell over there?
Kobe: Gross!!?
Mitch Tit: a Man with very large front and side boobs bigger than even regular bitch tit
Damn, even Grammy's brassiere can't hold back Mitch Tit!