Unicorn Mode

When you claim you dissapear, or you claim something is there, when it really isn't, due to it being imaginary, or you wishing you were imaginary.

Example 1 -
Person 1: You didn't lock your door, aren't you afraid someone is going to take it?

Person 2: No, it's in Unicorn Mode; no ones going to find it.

Example 2 -
Person 1: I have a million dollars, dude!

Person 2: No you don't... where is it?

Person 1: In Unicorn Mode, you can't see it but I can.

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headphone mode

A state of being in which one is unable to communicate due to the use headphones.

Jesse: I feel like we don't communicate together, I want to break up.

Adrian: I can't hear you sweetie, I'm in Headphone Mode.

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Hulk Mode

Where some small inconvienence sets off your friend and he throttles whatever is closest to him. Whether it be object or human.

John stubbed his toe and went hulk mode, smashing his entire arm through a wall.

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Math Mode

A metaly unstable state of mind induced by prolonged exposure to math. Can result in attacks, loud outburst, and even singing evey thing you say.
Its a serious condition, be carefull with math.

While studing for math exams you start singing the quadratic formula..

Start screaming profanities.
math mode

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Evan Mode

To party harder than Charlie Sheen. This involves pressing the "self destruct" button on your life and going on a 48 hour bender filled with, but not limited to, booze, drugs, women, and animal-like behavior.

Dustin went Evan Mode and ended up passing out in the bar at 2 P.M.

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Cake Mode

cruising easy; Laid back, or just relaxing

oh, hey man i'm Cake Mode just posted like a stamp at my crib.

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Hoodrat Mode

A mind-state in which one chooses to neglect his/her responsibilities (bills, school, children, etc.) and instead partakes in mischievous activities.

I don't feel like studying, I'm in Hoodrat mode.

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