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A term used when a woman does something foolish in a way that is unique to female behavior.
Woman moments are often attempts at garnering attention, but it can refer to any irrational feminine behavior, such as shit tests.
Usage is universal, but woman moments are easier to spot on the internet, resulting in posts mocking their behavior while not explicitly referring to it as a woman moment.
Other terms following the "X Moment" have also been created, such as Reddit Moment. Usage of these words is identical within the context of their respective moment.
Woman: *post a photo in a car enthusiasts group, showing off her new car. In the photo, she is leaning against the car while wearing her tightest clothing, her ass sticking out.
Reply #1: "I lost."
Reply #2: "WOMAN MOMENT"
Woman: *rejects guy*
Guy: "I understand. Bye"
Woman: "wtf why didn't he try harder?"
Observer: "??? Woman Moment"
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a nigga moment is when ignorance overwhelms the mind of an average male. to put it plainly, they act like niggas. nigga moments are unpredictable, an incident as mild as bumping into someone can quickly involve guns. but quickly, they de-evolve back into a mild annoying situation.they all end up bad. the police see two niggas with their guns drawn, and open fire. nigga moments are the third biggest killer, behind pork chops and F.E.M.A. white people are unaffected seeing as they think they are too good for it.
one of the common misconceptions is that it can be avoided by avoiding every nigga. but niggas are crafty, they will find you. they are always around the corner. something every nigga moment needs is a serious nigga. also nyeuggahs may apply, on occasion. take for example a car accident. a blind old guy has just hit your car 7 times. you have two choices. you can walk away let insurance handle it, or you can fight with a dumb crazy old blind man. of course, if you are white, you will walk away. but statistics show that 90% of male african americans will fight the man. maybe he is beggining to resist the urge to indulge in a nigga moment. but then the crazy black guy stomps his brand new shoe. thats a big problem seeing as six out of 10 nigga moments involve a sneaker in some way. most are nikes. now the black male is forced to do something, his new shoe has been defiled.
one key to nigga moments is how they sart. certaint things are instant triggers. for example, if there is a crowd of angry people, that havent quite resorted to violence, an act as simple as throwing a chair will instantly create a nigga moment. it is a serious problem.
people enjoy watching niggas act stupid. its fun. private nigga moments shame you. public nigga moments shame everyone.
finally, nigga moments are always negative. they always end bad. thats just the way it is. simply because the victor must kill to win. thats not winning. everyone loses in that case.
i was involved in a nigga moment last week. a dude spilled a 40 on my shoes. so i killed that mother. dumb asse. thats how i roll.
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When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
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A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
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A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.
Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.
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When the new panel of webcomic Dresden Codak is a pretentious mess that doesn't advance the plot in a meaningful way, despite (ostensibly) having taken several months to make.
"Hey, did you see Diaz's new post?"
"Yeah, another Codak Moment!"
Doing something incredibly retarded
Look! Coco did a pocket moment