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The word nowadays people use as a joke just to be messed up...I love you mom....and with the help of the dad she brought you into this world.
I love you mom you care for me and protect aswell as my dad....You are truly the best....I love you mom.😇
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a amazing person who cares about you no matter what
is that your mom ya shes awsome
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One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.
Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.
Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!
Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.
Friend: Wait-really?
Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead
Friend: Why?
Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'
Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?
Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?
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In my opinion a mother doesn't have to be female. A man can also be a mother.
A mother cares a lot about you for your whole life. A mother will always help you up if you fall, just like when you made your first steps. A mother went through a lot with you and will always stay with you. Even after death, a mother will always be in your heart.
To be a Mother is a hard job, and it should be paid, in my opinion.
Baby: "M-mom-mommy." Reaching out hands to the "daddy".
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A WASP mom is an acronym that stands for White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Mom. The acronym WASP first came into use in the 1950s. It is now commonly used to refer to moms who are white, wealthy, and essentially a basic bitch. Commonly found in Caitlin Reilly's viral TikTok videos.
WASP Mom having a psychotic break during FaceTime
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The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
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