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hej monica

hej monica is a swedish song

sing "hej monica hej på dig monica"

by hejmonicaqwerty February 7, 2018


Monica dehoyos

Sexy and eye catching. will talk your ear off and laugh even when the joke isnt funny. Good for the heart and soul. Down for what ever if your your down cor what ever. Loyal and honest a true friend indeed. A lawyer that will win even if there isnt anything to win. She might tell you "she has to sit on her feet to get to your level." Oh ya like that..

Monica dehoyos is a sexy women .

by Avilynn November 29, 2021


Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.

Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.

by BakedinAlaska May 10, 2024


Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.

Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.

by BakedinAlaska May 10, 2024


Monicaitis

Is a unique condition characterized by inflammation of the heart and brain, leading to an intensified sense of love and desire specifically for someone named Monica. This condition results in heightened emotions and a strong, continuous longing for the individual named Monica. The inflamed state of both the heart and the brain causes the affected person to experience a profound and persistent stream of affection and attraction towards Monica. It is a rare and unusual medical phenomenon where the individual's emotional and cognitive functions become tightly intertwined with their feelings towards Monica, resulting in an unprecedented focus on their love and desire for her.

I can't feel anything exept for the loneliness when Monica isn't near! I do nothing without missing her laugh mostly! I miss her in every moment of everyday that she is gone away. I just want to respectfully Love her! Hug her! Hold her! Kiss Her! Caress her! Touch Her! Feel her! Want her! Need her! Smell her! Hear her! Tickle her! Taste her! Bath her! Feed her! Choke her! So much that I feel as if I should hate her for being so infectious that I am infected with the uncurabile Monicaitis!

by La Monica De Tonic June 19, 2024

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Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages

I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.

by DirtySanchez999 October 3, 2021


Monica and Nicholas

there both great "friends". But fr they would be a good couple. If you try to ship them, they'll use the " wE ArE jUsT fRiEnDS" literally this is the real adrien and marrinete.

Person1: omg is that Monica and Nicholas
Person2: yeah they'll make a good ant couple, Mocholas or

by orangemummy February 3, 2022