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She is a very beautiful and clever person. Really, really beautiful and clever, but she won’t agree with you if you tell her. She is the most loyal and sweetest person you will ever meet. She is always there for her friends, and if she loves you, she will be there for your whole life. A Morgane as girlfriend is pretty much already your dreamwife. Don’t miss out on her, because you’ll only miss her.
Guy: Damn bro she’s so sweet and pretty and clever
His friend: Of course it’s a Morgane
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morgan is a girl who just discovered urban dictionary and is now spamming it. She has a crazy sense of humor that ranges from straight out dad jokes to dry, sarcastic humor. She will come up with random inside jokes that no one will even know, and she will bring up jokes from three years ago that no one remembers. You cant be friends with her if you get easily offended, because she is constantly teasing you. She's constantly coming up with random words and ships. If you hang out with her once, it will feel like you've known her your whole life.
"Hello I like to eat mangoes but they're salty sometimes." - a morgan
"Stop shipping me with people! God your such a morgan."
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a cardiac condition which can lead to mechanical support and/or death. Usually requiring several "take back" operations.
This is Mr. Brown's 4th procedure after a bout of Morganitis.
In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.
Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
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The worshiping of Morgan Freeman as God. One must respect Morgan and worship him. One must also follow the guidelines of the Book of Morgan (Holy Book).
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"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
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