1. Put your hands together like in Catholic prayer
2. Have your eyes barely open
3. Blast some awesome music, like Metallica, All That Remains, Slayer, or Testament
4. Speed walk into your friends, who should be doing the same
5. PROFIT (Founded: 8/04/10)
I was listening to Testament and Slayer, so my buddies and I killed each other in a Catholic Mosh Pit!
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v. When at a crowded rock show, it is the act of using the area cleared for a mosh pit in order to maneuver your way closer to the front while simultaneously mimicking a desire to 'mosh'.
Bro 1 'Bro, I can't see the band from here, and this song is my JAM!'
Bro 2 ' Well, broseph. Why don't you use some mosh pit politicking to maneuver your way to the front of the venue so you can get a better view. You must act like you want to mosh, though. Otherwise dudes will know you're just trying get to the front, and they'll crush you!'
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Usually seen at small to medium sized Christian schools. this is when you are at a dance and you see a group of prudish girls dancing with each other in a circle and or pretending to grind on each other and just acting like big dykes.
man someone needs to break up that lesbian mosh pit! Im gonna go in there and just start humping someone and maybe it will work.
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1. If your shoe falls off, you're done moshing. At least until the next song.
2. Don't look like a fool and predict a BD.
3. NEVER EVER mosh to the sound check.
3a. Or the in-between band house music.
4. ABSOLUTELY NO cross-leg two-steps.
5. No two-stepping during a circle pit.
6. No moshing with a drink or a cigarette in your hand.
7. Don't get in the pile up unless you know the words or you're trying to hit someone.
8. No girls. Duh.
thats all i can think of.
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they gotta be foreal.
Kid 1: Yo dude, you broke mosh rules 1 through 3 you fuck, gtfo!
Kid 2: :(
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when two girls
I was watching this porn, and these two girls just started moshing grits. It was way cool.
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type of mosh pit that only occurs at lany concerts
I wonder if there will be a chill mosh pit.
When a group of highly agitated Midwestern concert goers continually bump into each other all while saying, βOpe sorry.β
Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of βWhiskey in the jar.β I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.