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moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024


Ethan Moss

Ethan Moss is the best person in the world. He is really good a t soccer and when he is in a game nothing can stop him.

Person one: isn't Ethan Moss the best.
Person two: yes... yes he is.

by BUDDY11228 April 3, 2018


Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013


a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by November 17, 2020


Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024


Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 3, 2019


Moss

A handsome young man who can light up anyone’s day with his jokes. He’s so lovely, caring , kind, easy going, smart and easy to talk to. He’s absolutely the coolest. He genuinely cares about everyone he loves. He’s a good listener and gives the best advice. He knows how to treat a girl right. He’s every girl’s dream guy. Words can’t define how amazing he is.

Girl1: I love Moss so much. He’s such a sweetheart.

Girl2: I know that you have a crush on Moss.

by Doraemon135 November 21, 2021