mud shark

White girt who dates black guys

Hey look at that mud shark with that playa!

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Mud Hoggin'

An activity that typically involves plenty of beer on ice, a jacked-up four-wheel-drive truck, country music blaring, and a field of some sort after a big rain, sending mud flying as the driver plows through the field with reckless abandon.

"Go get Jethro and tell him to bring his pickup. We's goin' mud hoggin' later."

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clear as mud

Not clear or easy to understand at all.

My geometry teacher's explanation of the Pythagorean Theorem was as clear as mud.

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Mud Marauder

An ass pirate. One who enjoys a little pillaging anal sex. See also ass wrangler, anal spelunker, rump ranger.

My boyfriend is a mud marauder. But I’m not into that.

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draw mud

the threat of an unwanted shit discharge in the pants

i had a proper hot vindaloo last night and now i'm scared i'm gonna draw mud!!!

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Mud duck

Mildly derogatory term for a person who is from Minnesota.

Ever since home prices in The Cities started skyrocketing, we got an influx of insufferable citiot mud ducks in Western Wisconsin. You can't even watch a Packer game at the bar anymore without some mud duck chanting skol in the background.

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mud wallet

A specific part of the female anatomy that is unclean ie. A dirty vagina. Also a name given to describe females that are often regarded as promiscuous.

Although it should be noted that this term is not always necessarily used in a derogatory or degrading way. As a wallet is often very handy and even a necessity for many men, so too is a mud wallet!

adj. "she had a mud wallet"
noun. "I really needed to break the drought so last night i hooked up with a real mud wallet"

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