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(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.
Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.
Shut up, muff cuffit!
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One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.
I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.
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Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job
My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!
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Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
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A vaginal secretion of air (queef) of unfathomable magnitude. It is of too low of a frequency for human ears to hear, however it has been felt on a handful of occasions. The only known members of the animal kingdom known to be able hear muff thunder are Humpback Whales. Further research is being done as we speak
No, I was having really intense sex with Cindy and she let out some ridiculous muff thunder and rumbled my lamp off of the nightstand and it fell right on Simba's head.
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When someone (usually a man) with regularly sick flow is suffering from a combination a puffy bed-head hair and greasy hair. Can only be remedied by water and shampoo.
Todd: Dude, nice grease muff
Jim: Yeah, haven't showered yet today
Todd: That's dirty...
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