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Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.
Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?
Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
I had a buddy that was a good team player out at bars and parties, but he was always vocal about wanting nothing to do with "The Chubby Muffins"
A batch of muffins you eat directly after application of dry towel cream. You eat them quickly while no one is looking.
-in a bot voice-: Nathan Keller ate a batch of schmeal muffins. He ate them quickly while no one was watching. What an actual shmuck.
The bottom part of a muffin. Many times left behind as refuse due to its lack of taste.
Girl, where did all these muffin stumps come from? Where are all the tops for these muffins?
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Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
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a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
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noun, the act of being to lazy while laying on the couch and deciding to take a peaceful shit in between the cushions.
Kevin come over here and look at this. Wow, somebody got us really bad by leaving that smelly green couch muffin in between our new leather couch. Wow what a crazy night.
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