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Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
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a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.
That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin
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noun, the act of being to lazy while laying on the couch and deciding to take a peaceful shit in between the cushions.
Kevin come over here and look at this. Wow, somebody got us really bad by leaving that smelly green couch muffin in between our new leather couch. Wow what a crazy night.
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I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin
c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
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Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..
(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)
Kim is a muffin head.
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A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"