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An underrated player for the Denver Nuggets. Jamal Murray is one of the best players of the post season. He and Jokic have the best two man game in the NBA and it’s not close.
Damn… Anthony cashed in the turnaround fadeaway over the head of Marcus. He really looked like Jamal Murray!
Arthur "Kit" Warren Murray was a USAF test pilot in the early 1950s. He was the first person to see the curvature of the earth. He was also a total DILF.
Dude, Arthur Warren Murray is the coolest DILF in history!
A holiday to celebrate the GOAT of basketball falling on the 27 of December
It’s National Jamal Murray Day Tomorrow
Lennon Murray is a loving person with a below average sized cock but dont mind that because he is a loving guy and a pretty shit boxer because i could take that cunt easy peasy
oh look its lennon murray he is a cool guy with a small cock
A Leah Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbh but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here i choose dis one please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and look she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
A sweet and loving guy, he will be there whenever you need him. He can be socially awkward but thats what makes him himself. He is sweet, hot and very caring, if you have an Austin Murray, never let him go.
Girl 1: Austin Murray is so cute and caring.
Girl 2: I know, i wish i had myself an Austin Murray.
Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries
Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two