Muslim Roulette

In the Tabel there are 6 meals but only one meal don't have pork meat.

"Damm those motherfuckers want to go to hell, they are playing muslim roulette"

Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

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Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

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shiite muslim

When one takes a shit so enormous it's nearly of biblical proportions.

Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I dropped a shiite muslim

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submarine muslim

A muslim that lays low and only surfaces when it is convenient to be muslim.

Submarine Muslim can also be easily confused with a terrorist sleeper cell. However this is not usually the case.

Farhat is a submarine muslim. He's only muslim when it's cool to be muslim.

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Lipstick Muslim

a feminine, diva, fashionable muslim hijabi.

Look at the way she accessorize her hijab, she's such a lipstick Muslim.

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Muslim Bookmark

A dirty Tampon used as to mark the parts of the Koran that women hate, or that denigrate women.

FUCK I can't believe that piece of SHIT MoHAMhead said hell is mostly filled with women. I want to remember that, so I'll pull out this bloody tampon and use it as a MUSLIM BOOKMARK.

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