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Crazy hardcore punk band from Mississauga, Ontario.
Hey, have you heard of that sick band Death By Mustache?
Yeah! Death By Mustache fucking RULES!
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A fraternity prank similar to a teabag where you lay your penis across the upper lip of an unconscious person, often documented with a photograph
Some freshman got all loaded and passed out by ten, so we gave him a dick mustache.
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This is a result of receiving head from a person with a thick mustache causing a brutal rug burn on the na na/vagina
This morning has been agony, I hooked up with Jerry last night and he gave me the worst mustache stain ever.
A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.
I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.
An elite group of people who wear mustaches of all sorts. There is very little information regarding the mustache mafia or mustafia. Leading conspiracy theorists say many law enforcement personnel, baseball players, porn starts, and ballers of all sorts are members era. Theory has it Rollie fingers, Charlie Chaplin, or Freddie Mercury started the club under the pretense of teaching others how to give proper mustache rides.
Wow that was a great mustache ride!
I got some pointers from the mustache mafia.
Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!
Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?
Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!