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To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.
Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.
Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.
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1. A term for a woman's vagina, when receiving cunnilingus, has a sharp, sour, foul taste reminiscent to that of the condiment mustard.
2. A term for a woman's vagina that gives off such a foul odor so strong that it could result in casualties, much like Mustard Gas.
"Damn, girl. You need to do something about that mustard biscuit you got between your legs."
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Yellow runny Poo that burns on the way out like mustard a result of a bad curry or food poisoning.
I have just had the worst crap and it burned on the way out and looked like the curry as it went in Korma yellow it was Arse Mustard
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A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.
"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"
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What it looks like that is left on your sheets after boinking a woman who is both on her period and has a yeast infection.
Damn! That chick I took home from the bar last night didn't say a word about her issues. I ended up with puddle of ketchup and mustard on my bed, and I didn't have time to throw my sheets in the washer this morning.
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A dude with a deep and passionate appreciation for mustard.
Atrioc: I guess my favorite condiment would have to be mustard.
Twitch chat: Damn right, MUSTARD BOY!
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Ejaculate into a bun, slap a hot dog on the bun, and have someone eat it.
Mustard Job will become mustard job
mustard job will become mustard job
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