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The exact opposite of Positive Polly; Ian Bennett
Ian is really being a Negative Nancy today.
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The universe it perfect. There is no meaning to any words, but some have less meaning than others. Please see the undictionary. The most meaningless are the negative words which not only have no reason for existence in this perfect universe, but are used to control people and make them feel inferior. Anything said using negative words could be said another way. There are also no positive words, as these are the opposite of negative words, and are used for the same reason, but in the opposite manner.
These are some examples of "negative words" that are pure power words used to control people. Inferior, wrong, stupid, bad, evil, sorry, crime, delinquent, dumb, foolish, grotesque, harm, fear, gastly, horrible, idiot, lame, mean, poor, queer, invalid, looser, malevolent, heinous, hideous.
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The opposite of giving a fuck, closely related to i don't give a fuck. It is when you care so little about something that the existence of the problem actually pisses you off.
If I hear about Kelly's new haircut again I'm going to lose my shit. I don't give a fuck in fact it's so annoying i give negative fucks.
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when you go to a restraunt and service is so bad you don't even pay your whole bill
that waiter sucks; she's definitely getting a negative tip!
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There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!
Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)
Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded
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The phenomenon that occurs when one falls into a deep chasm of emotional despair, which deeply affects ones whole outlook on life. The length of this condition can vary greatly, as some cases can last a matter of hours, while others are terminal.
Jack- Far out dude I am losing my mind!
Dicko- Are you still negging over that babe?
Jack- Yeah, I have descended into the biggest neg spiral.
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A client when buying your product or service can experience a negative cost if the benefits from using your product or service are greater than its cost. A negative cost can also result from a reduction in their costs from the use of your product or service that is greater than the cost of buying the product or service from you or it may result from some combination of higher benefits and lower costs.
Negative cost selling is all about understanding your client’s business from their point of view and being able to measure the benefits you create and the cost reductions you cause.
“A minor soccer team organizer approaches a professional team for a donation to help with their upcoming tournament. Instead of just giving them money, the pro team gives them tickets at a discounted price (say $25 each) which they in turn sell at full retail price (say $45 each). They keep the difference. Their cost for each ticket is a negative cost, i.e., -$20. This also turns all the local minor sports teams, the players, their moms and dads, grandmothers and grandfathers into a new sales channel for the pro team which helps to fill their arena or stadium. It also teaches the kids about entrepreneurship and self-reliance and they come to understand the maxim: ‘Give a person in need a fishing rod, not a fish.’”
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