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Sneaking into the bathroom while someone is showering, and taking a horrendous smelling shit.
Jessica was taking too long in the shower, and my coffee really kicked in this morning so I gave her a Dirty Nancy. It was awful. She started gagging.
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Female living in Shorewood, Fox Point, or Bayside. Drives a SUV or 3-series BMW, wears winter scarves in early summer, wooly sweaters, and duck shoes. Has never been out of the northshore area for fear of colored people. Can't drive worth a damn either.
Damn, did you see that north shore nancy's f-d up parking job?
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We drove straight home, because she got all fancy in her nancy!
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A hard turd lodged in your anus, but once dislodged becomes an explosive fecal fountain
Man, my butt is stretched out from that bug eyed Nancy.
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When you can't remember anything the morning after drinking too much and you're looking around or calling people for clues to what happened.
Girl, it's a Nancy Drew morning! I don't even remember coming home! I'm not hungry though, so we must've ate something last night, I'm checking for clues.... the trash can for empty packages and the dishwasher for dirty dishes. What do you remember?
A person who behaves as if they know everything, specifically in the context of a social atmosphere in attempts to look cool around others.
Jack: I got some champagne for the party!
Derek: Actually Jack, champagne is from one specific region in California, you just technically brought sparkling wine.
Jack: You're being a little Nancy Know-it-all Derek...
A nigga who is so fucking negative all the damn time
Anthony is actually negative nancy nigga at all times, I can't handle it.
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