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The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
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A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.
Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*
remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.
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August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other
“Hey man fuck you”
“Wtf what was that for?”
“Today’s national beef day”
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On April 5th. It’s a day dedicated to Shan
“Hey, do you wanna hangout?”
“I totally would but it’s National Shan Day so I can’t”
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The day when Gus lets me cheif tf out of his cartnite at school
Omg I love National Cartnite Day because Its everyday.
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National Dave Day is traditionally being celebrated on the 8th of December. Folklore goes that on this day in the year 1934 a Dave was born somewhere in the world every second. We commemorate this, which in certain circles has been known as 'The Tenth World Wonder, by showing a little bit of extra love to a Dave in your vicinity. Traditional dishes for this special day are decorated pancakes and heart shaped food. Dave's name is frequently spelled on said pancake with different types of topping. One could consider melted chocolate, marshmallows or maple syrup to name a few. It is widely regarded as a scientific fact that every Dave likes to munch down on a good homemade pancake. One could expect exclamations such as the 'Yummieeeeeee', 'Mmmmmmmm' or 'Not too shabby' as Dave attacks his carb-bomb. Make your Dave's day special too, and show him that you care. 8th of December, National Dave Day, a joy for all.
Happy National Dave Day to one and all!
Well, would you believe it? Dave was radiating after eating the pancake I made him for his special day.
I'm well chuffed that we got to celebrate National Dave Day again this year.
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National Zabloing Day (May 3rd) is the day in which you celebrate the internet meme zabloing, featuring everyone’s favorite funny internet cat, big floppa ❤️❤️
Happy National Zabloing Day!
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