National kiss Josh day

16th January

It’s national kiss josh day today go kiss josh Aimee

National kiss your bff

Go and kiss your bff

Mary: hey du...
*Kiss*
Mary: wtf was that for?!?!
You: it’s National kiss your bff day

National Kiss Brock Day

November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day

For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

National kissing titties day

April 11

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.

National Kiss a Ginger Day

August 11th is the day for the fireballs. Grab your local redhead and give them a big smooch.

Greg (redhead): Give me a kiss.
Brad: no.

Greg: but today is national kiss a ginger day.
Brad: oh ok!

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day