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The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden
" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit
People who go to RTC that can’t afford college
I go to Navy Junior RTC for free college fees
A condition in which you are sucked in by Old Navy's great deals on wardrobe basics and wake up one day to realize that your whole wardrobe consists of plain t-shirts and sweaters.
"I realized that I had Old Navy Syndrome when I started categorizing my whole wardrobe into two drawers, v-necks and t-shirts."
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Navy DIvers are a small group of Alpha males who undergo riggerous training at the art of amazingness. Ancient scriptures have linked the following definitions to the breed.
1. Too awesome for words, but the following might do
2. better then the entire USMC
3. hung like the bastard child of black men and stallions
4. born of gods and titans
5. seriously good looking....seriously!!!
6. irresistable to women (and most men)
7. charming
8. dashing
9. sex gods
10.did I mention extremely good looking!!!!!
bar nerd 1: Hey look at that guy mackin' on all these women
bar nerd 2: yeah I think he is a Navy diver (dmt)
Bar nerd 1: lets just go home and play WOW
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When becoming an employee of Old Navy you are taught to ALWAYS SMILE. Sometimes we give the most strained smiles and those smiles are called "Old Navy Smiles"
I just gave him the Old Navy Smile, and told him we didn't have anymore left.
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Another term for the United States Coast Guard.
The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.
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The repeated slamming of a Navy Seaman's member into the mouth and throat of another Navy Seaman.
He refused sex. Therefore his partner resorted to the Navy Throat Punch
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